Sans

"do you wanna have a bad time?" -- funny quote

Appearance
sans is a skeleton. he wears a blue hoodie and a pair of shorts. he also wears a pair of pink slippers no matter where he appears. he's always there. he's got no eyes, but a pair of pupils instead. they're white. he also has a white undershirt. did i mention he's a skeleton?

Personality
sans is funny. don't let anyone else tell you otherwise; they're lying. he's got a cool attitude no matter who he's talkin' to, and he's good at making jokes. he's always doin' this thing where he shortens th'syllables of things, 'cause saying whole words is way too much work.

Background
sans came from the underground, how was the fall?

Story
sans was sittin' around in his house, and then those gosh-darned meddling kids and their "ganon" and "light bow" and "that guy in the suit" had to make him do somethin' for once. he made sure to not let that kid die, and greeted a bunch of other kids that popped into his house with a bunch of cookies. they're boneless, by the way. sans makes frequent appearances nowadays.

Abilities
he can chug an infinite amount of ketchup. don't ask where it all goes. he can also sleep for up to... uh, how many hours again? it's more than i can count.

friends

 * way too many people

frenemies

 * dunno haven't checked
 * mustard the condiment (has since made up)

enemies

 * frick (the human)

Trivia

 * 40 hours of sleep is p normal for sans. i mean, he goes for 80 a lot of the time, but otherwise he never gets under 20. that's the bare minimum for sans to function.
 * sans has a pet rock named sprinkles. he found a second one and turned it into a robot.
 * he's got 6 roomies in his house, papyrus doesn't count. they all look kinda heart shaped and got different colors. that's cool.
 * sans counted 9 of himself last time he checked. that's funky.
 * sans has a lightsaber. don't ask where it comes from.

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